The Satanic Verses review: a most difficult book to read. Don’t. Especially if you are a Muslim…”

 


 

Following the main protagonists, Saladin and Gibreel, Rushdie talks about these two individuals and their journeys throughout this book as the personification of good and evil, while giving both of them supernatural powers along the way. A blend of many characters and ideas, this book try to raise the almost taboo questions in even more taboo-some ways. Both highly controversial and brilliantly written, The Satanic Verses has proved to be a most difficult book that I have encountered so far.

First of all, how should I begin this review? Because I have had many ideas as to how I would start this review, each more compelling than other. And since I have given the disclaimer, I think I can have all my thought-out introductions to this review. So here goes nothing!

The first time I heard about Rushdie was a couple of weeks ago when his newly released novel Quichotte was nominated for the Booker Prize 2019. And when I went online to see who he was and what his popular books were, The Satanic Verses came out at the top, of course. And when I read about the fatwa issued against Rushdie for this novel in the Wikipedia, I knew, or not so consciously yet, that this is going to be my next book.

My further investigation about this book brought me to the documentary made on the impact of The Satanic Verses at that time and 30 years after, by BBC, under the title of The Satanic Verses: 30 years on. After watching the documentary, both intrigued by the controversy around it and Muslim’s aggressive hatred, even after 30 years, towards this book, and also by the fact that not many Muslims had read or were willing to read it, I knew I had to read this book. And read it now.

This brought me to the search for this novel which, not only surprised me by the unfoundibility of it here in Pakistan in bookstores or online, but even threatened me as I went asking for it in book stores of Karachi. People just blocked my sentences and told me to move on. Had I been a bit more aged, they might have taken some action upon, but seeing me as a child who knows nothing, they mercifully let me go.

Not having the courage to visit any other stores, I had to print a copy of this untouchable book myself. Back in Quetta, the printing shop owner didn’t react at all when I went to print this book, but was rather a nice businessman who only attended the matter at hand: printing the book. And even though I went through some technical difficulties, which me and my friend thought as a sign that Allah wanted us not to read it, during the printing of this book, we nevertheless got a A4 paper size print of it which was easily the most gigantic and heaviest book I have ever held. But now I had the book to read at least and see what blasphemed lines were written that it evoked one of the most influential Islamic leaders, Ayatollah Khomeini to issue a fatwa for Rushdie’s and the publishers’ death.

“Ye basti hain. Musalmano ki basti / yahan kaar-e-maseeha kyun karein hum?” (This village belongs to the Muslims / why should we dare a Jewish act here?) These two-lines are said by one of the most popular and most eloquent poets of Urdu, Jaun Elia. And these lines, just like this book, are sarcastic in their meaning. But unlike Jaun’s exhausted and given-up sounding lines, The Satanic Verses is keenly sarcastic and at times overly bold and offensive. Rushdie is clearly not exhausted to commit this Jewish act amongst the fundamentalist Muslims around the world – he is rather enthusiastic about it.

And now on to my final idea of starting this book: why does The Satanic Verses exist? Or why was it written? To be honest, I might not have found a very clear and satisfying answer to this question, but I will try, which I am not sure how, to answer this question as well as I have understood this book after reading it. And a special thanks to the critical review by Scott Trudell, and also to the Encyclopedia.com for the precise plot summary of the book which will help me a lot in writing, however incomplete and inconclusive, review that I am about to write.

Initially, after finishing this book, I found four things that I felt about this book: entertaining because of the unique, and not-encountered-before writing style of Rushdie, boring because I rushed through this novel and mostly skim read through the crowded, both by characters and the ungraspably magical themes, and head-aching parts of the book, that one line about the unfair execution of writers, and lastly, I found it offensive – for the reasons well known, yet not known too.

But reading both the in-depth review by Trudell and the plot summary by folks at Encyclopedia.Com, I have come to realize and pick all the greatness that I skimmed over in this book, which overwhelmed me so much that my back started to ache. And I had to take a back-massage, before I came to the library to write the review. Amongst these new aspects of the book that I found, I’d talk about: good and evil, absolutism in Islam, magical realism writing style, treatment of women by the men of early Islam, and of course, why Rushdie was so offensive, rather insulting in the two chapters of this book.

So let’s take it one by one. One from the borrowed lessons of Trudell and one from my own ideas about the book after reading it.

Good and evil: the two protagonists, Saladin and Gibreel, are intended to be the personifications of the evil and good respectively. Where Gibreel is the Farishta from the UperVala, God, Saladin is the NeecheyVala, the Satan. But what’s interesting here is that Rushdie never takes side here, so says Trudell, in a sense where Gibreel isn’t found profoundly as capable and good as a Farishta is deeded to be. While Saladin too is found to become Satanic unwillingly, and the evil that he will commit would come unintentionally for the most part. What Rushdie tried to do with these two main characters, was to blur the line between good and evil and not crown any the champion. He also brings in the perspectives of Islam, philosophy, Allah and the Qur’an to show how manly we have interpreted the meanings of good and evil through the words of Allah in the shape of Qur’an, which Trudell says, is somewhat independent of God – that humans used these verses to make line that would benefit them and their desires. And through Saladin and Gibreel, Rushdie tries to portray this image, however, with much difficulty for readers to fathom.  

Brilliantly entertaining: you read the first chapter, The Angel Gibreel, and you immediately find yourself awed at the playfulness of Rushdie’s writing style. He demolishes the fixated norms of mind about the life and human and death, and instead constructs this magical persona where everything is possible – if you can imagine it. And Rushdie masters in this skill of imagination. With such delicacies different religious themes are intertwined and put to dance in a beautifully magical way. You don’t get offended, but get rather gladdened about what you’re reading. It is light, it is playful and it is magical! And although, this magic loses its glow in the continuing chapters of the book, if one is patient and attentive enough to its essence, then for this characteristic of novel alone, The Satanic Verses could be called a masterpiece. But alas, only the true readers would understand and appreciate this.

Absolutism in Islam: first in the documentary and then in the review of Trudell, I came across this realization that how final and conclusive Islam may appear to the world. Although as Muslims, we may not point out a finger towards the absoluteness of our religion, because we may not even know it is there, but it is quite evident for the people in general. This is what Rushdie aimed to shatter. He wanted not only others, but also the Muslims to allow ourselves and our religions for open criticism, to become able to digest, sometimes offensive and rather blasphemed, arguments made against Islam. But for the constructive reason of flexibility and maturity, which I believe is the demand of the, now, modern and intellectual world, which would not only make us appear as sound and healthy believers, but also give others the chance to first understand and later even join Islam - a true religion of peace and brotherhood. But unfortunately, this aim of Rushdie landed completely off target amidst the chaos that it evoked and, quite oppositely, brought out the extreme faces and beliefs of Muslims in general. I can’t un-remember this comment on the short documentary video about this controversy around The Satanic Verses on YouTube: the P is Islam stands for Peace.

Inescapably boring: besides the two controversial chapters, and the first chapter in this book, I found myself tiringly lagging in the others. And there were many reasons for this: first, I was intrigued by the idea of what wrong was said and therefore I always remained in search for it, but this book is much more than the lines that evoked a fatwa. Second, this writing style was new to me. I could’ve embraced it, or been bored by it. In the first chapter I embraced it, in the latter, I didn’t. Third, the reason I didn’t continue to be aroused by the magical realism of Rushdie was the complex and confusing integration of characters and unfathomable plot twists thanks to the supernatural powers that our main characters had. Fourth, this book is thick. For a fiction to be over 500 pages long, it is definitely coming as a thick book and for which I lacked patience and stamina to read it one step at a time. But, I say this with regret that I missed a lot by rushing through this book. And reading the plot summary, thanks God I did, I have come to realize how dearly I paid for being bored out of the other part of this book. I take the blame here.

Magical realism: what exactly is meant by this? While Trudell might have a better explanation about this writing style, I, for my part, can tell you how I found it to be. It a realistic blend of magical imagination and the boring reality we are used to. Therefore, it is entertaining as hell. I loved it thoroughly, even for the short amount of it that I tasted. For example, you most certainly die, as everyone else does, when a plane crashes. But then, you are born again, for Gibreel says, to be born again, you first need to die. And here, he is talking about the spiritual awakening. It is just one of the small examples taken from this book, and when you read more of it, it becomes soul-and-mind-involvingly pleasing and entertaining.

Baal’s definitive line about writers: “writers and whores, Mahound. We are the people you can’t forgive.” Says Baal before he is being executed. And this in particular, directed my attention to the writers who speaks the unspeakable truths sometimes, who present the teaching of Islam in a different way which most of the corrupt minded people find offensive. And because they are usually in power, these writers, artists, are unfairly killed. The name Khalil Gibran comes to my mind, as I am talking about the writers or poets or artists in general, who also faced unfair and difficult challenges for speaking of the spiritual lessons that they had gained access to, and also for portraying them in his paintings. So Muslims, and not Islam, (or both I guess?) have been guilty of executing the artists who dared to speak the other side of the things, which however divine, were sought as blasphemy or insult. Maybe Rushdie knew people would come after him as he’d publish this book, so he put out this word beforehand.

Women: I did believe, and still do, though not as firmly, that the early Islam treated women better than any other practices of religions or of atheists did at that time. But after reading these, however horrific and extravagantly spiced, stories about the lowly treatment of women by the Muslim men, I did feel a bit shocked and guilty as well. Because underneath those spiced up stories, there were truths that we didn’t talk or hear about until now. As Trudell pointed out this unequal treatment of women in his review as a significant of part of why Rushdie went the ‘blasphemic’ route, I felt somewhat justified. Because this ugly truth had to be spoken, and we shouldn’t be, probably, as proud as we are regarding the equal treatment of women whether in the past or present.  

Feeling offended and betrayed: I felt betrayed because I wanted this book not to be what it was pictured as; I wanted it to be right among the false claims against it; I expected it to be not this insulting when I strived to make this book available for me. And thus, I was betrayed. But I was offended as well. Not as much as me going to burn the book as a sign of protest from my side, or call Rushdie punishable for death – who am I to do that? And who were they who did? But would I call it blasphemy, for this to be written in such seemingly intended ways to be insulting at core? Yes. But not punishable. Most definitely, I would have Rushdie under severe criticism about what he has written, and even condemn him for writing such shamefully insulting chapters (not a novel!); but he would already know that after all these years. Was it necessary? This direct hit on the feelings and beliefs of the Muslims in general, no matter how absolutists they are? Was it the right way to minimize this absolutism or start a debate about the shieldedness of Islam? I think not. It wasn’t necessary to this extreme end. I am hurt. I am offended.

In Rushdie’s defense: Trudell didn’t seem mildly offended, though he did point out both the chapters for its offensive contents, at least as offended as a Muslim, even a liberal one like me, would understandably be. He did rather spoke in favor of Rushdie in some ways, saying that such a challenging book had to be written, which isn’t at all easy to write, for the extremely isolating walls of Islam to break that shield it from any kind of criticism of improvement. In an interview about The Satanic Verses, the Human Rights personnel during this answer towards the existence of this controversial book, compared Rushdie’s book to that of Galileo’s discovery, and said that such a work or effort comes along in a century, and while it may be found unacceptable, rather punishable as witnessed, at first, it nevertheless goes on to be an historic event that changed the course of history. Now isn’t that a bit too far-fetched as to valuing this book? Maybe, it is. But I wouldn’t know because I’ve just read it. But I also don’t see such a big change in the ideology of Islam because of this book, except that it evoked the extremists to come out and kill any further possibility of such a book to come out, probably ever.

But does that mean that extremists won over the freedom of speech? I don’t think so. Rushdie is alive, and I am happy for that. I am in favor of that. He is an extraordinary writer, and we as readers, and as readers only, need writers like him to write amazing books for each to learn from and take soulfully pleasures. And the fact that a person like me can strive to make available this book and read, regardless of my uncertainty around what I am taking away from this book, even after 30 years, is a sign that Rushdie did, though in unpreferable ways, write a book that compels its readers to think a little unbiasedly and a little deeper and more calmly.

So, why was this book written? Or why does this exist? I may have given a rather long, yet not emphatic, answer in the above paragraphs, but the answer does lie there. We needed this as an awakening call, as a novel that would entertain its readers with such awesome writing style, as a novel that would raise big questions against the current ideologies Islam for the better image of it, as a novel that would show the power of the pen into shaking the whole world. But we didn’t need this also for its gravely insulting and directly offensive contents that would hurt even the most liberal Muslims like me – and even 30 years on.

 

“…to name the unnamable, point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world and stop it from going to sleep.”

 

It is by far the most controversial and difficult, in many and different ways, book that I have read so far. We I think about this book, the regretful thought as to why I read this book does pass my mind for the reasons that I couldn’t comprehend it as well as Rushdie had intended, and also for being guilty after reading the offensive parts and being shamefully, though very mildly, entertained by it. Therefore, I can’t recommend it. It is straight and directed when it comes to offend the Muslim readers, and otherwise too magical and imagination-demanding that it requires a reader of immense patience and open-mindedness to read this book as it should be read – which I may not, specifically, know how – yet.

 

As a reader:

“Magically imaginative, brilliantly entertaining, and awe-inspiringly written and achieved –

a mystical dance of religions, philosophy, imagination and ones astonishing ideas.”

 

As a Muslim:

“Essential yet a failure at landing its aim on the target; a book, though brilliantly unique, lost among the chaos it evoked around the world with its few yet unnecessary, offensive and insulting contents.

At times unreadable, at others, deserving to be shut and never opened again.”

 

Ratings: 3/5 ***